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Basically, After An Abc Sitcom I Did, I Ended Up With A Holding Deal With 20th Century Fox. Absolutely Cool. It Pays You To Be Unemployed. And The Bigger The Entity That Gives You The Deal, The Better.

I Always Wanted To Be An Actor, But In Edmonton, Alberta, That's Not A Success-oriented Career. So I Said, 'i'll Get My (teaching) Degree And Then I'll See What Happens, But I'll Always Have That To Fall Back On.' So If Anybody Were To Look At Me And Say, 'oh, You're An Actor,' I Could Always Say, 'hey Man, I'm A Teacher!'

Never Trust A Southerner. No, I'm Kidding. They're Wonderful. You Want To Believe In His Niceness And His Charm, But He's An Evil Kind Of Crazy Man Who's Righteous. Fear The Righteous.

I'll Tell You What I Really Enjoy. We All Go To The Movies, We All Watch Television, We Know What They're About, How They Work. When The Main Character Is A Cop Or A Spy, It's Very Exciting, But I Also Very Much Enjoy When The Main Characters Are Nobodies - A Trucker.

My Job Changes Very Little Because I've Found That The More You Try To Be Funny, The Less Funny You Become.