I Want My Children To Live In

I Noticed That Almost Everyone I Went To College With Has Worked At Something Other Than The Subject They Majored In. I Guess That's One Of The Reasons For Campus Unrest.

I Longed To Fly. I Was Paid In Flying Lessons And, By The Time I Was 13, I'd Logged 100 Hours At The Controls.

I Feel That Education Needs An Overhaul - Courses Are Obsolete And Grades Are On The Way Out.

I Met Cynthia When I Was 12, Proposed At 16, Became Engaged At 17, Married Her At 19 And We Had A Baby When I Was 20. If Extra Work Could Pay For A Lot Of Diapers, That Was For Me.

I've Been Lucky - I've Been An Actor For Eight Years And I've Never Been Out Of Work.