I Want Britain To Punch Its Weight

When I Was In Office The Fundraising Was Done By The Party Treasurers.

Neil Kinnock's Speeches Go On For So Long Because He Has Nothing To Say And So He Has No Way Of Knowing When He's Finished Saying It.

I Am Walking Over Hot Coals Suspended Over A Deep Pit At The Bottom Of Which Are A Large Number Of Vipers Baring Their Fangs.

A Country Of Long Shadows On County Cricket Grounds, Warm Beer, Green Suburbs, Dog Lovers, And Old Maids Cycling To Holy Communion Through The Morning Mist.

I Think The Majority Of The British People Are Still Sanguine About The Need For War.