I Want A Pizza With My Face

I Always Feel Like An Idiot Every Time I Fly First Class Because I’m A Kid. And I Just Sit There, And Everyone’s Got Their Newspapers And They’re On The Computer, And I’m Like, 'can I Get A Coloring Book, Please? Can I Get Some Crayons?'

I Wanted To Be A Doctor When I Was Little, So I'm Okay With Blood And Guts.

If I Were Just Your Average 23-year-old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma'am, There's Nothing We Can Do. It Makes No Sense.

I Feel Like I Got A Ticket To Go To Another Planet And I'm Moving There And There's No Turning Back, And I Don't Know If I'm Going To Like That Other Planet Or Have Friends There.

Don't Go See The Movies, I'm A Troll. I Think The Movie Was Great, But Their Biggest Mistake Was Me.