I Want A Pizza With My Face

I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

I Just Think It Should Be Illegal To Call Someone Fat On Tv... Because Why Is Humiliating People Funny?

Without My Family, I Would Be Nothing.

I Like The Financial Security Because I Know How Hard It Is For So Many People Who Struggle To Earn A Living. I'm Grateful I Don't Have To Worry About Money And I Can Live Very Freely And Do Something I Love And Get Paid Very Well To Do It. I Tell My Friends To Slap Me If They Ever Think I'm Getting Full Of Myself.

Like Backstage, I Just Peed Like Every 3 Seconds. I Think Yur Staff Thinks I Have Diarrhea.