I Want A Kiss To Be So

Who Would Have Ever Thought I'd Be Afraid Of A Zombie, Any Kind Of Zombie? Nicely Ironic That.

Somehow I Think Trophy Wives Wear More Makeup And Less Cutlery. But Hey, I Haven't Ever Met A Trophy Wife, Maybe I'm Wrong. Maybe They Know What I Know, That The True Way To A Man's Heart Is Six Inches Of Metal Between His Ribs.

Everything I Needed Was In My Car, Even The Chickens

Love Is Never Free ... It Is The Most Expensive Emotion We Have.

Stupidity Isn't Punishable By Death. If It Was, There Would Be A Hell Of A Population Drop.