I Wanna Smoke Pot, But I Can't,

I Don't Cook, I Can't Cook, And It Is Really Abominable To See Me In The Kitchen. I Order In Takeaway Food Or Get My Friends To Cook Because A Lot Of Them Are Very Good.

Trust That Things Will Be Okay - Especially If You Put In The Time And Effort To Make Them Be Okay.

The Reason I Started Officially Learning To Cook Was Because When I First Got Pregnant, I Had To Face The Sad Fact That I Didn't Even Know How To Boil An Egg.

I Love The Very Exposed, Humorous, Imperfect, Never-trying To-pretend-to-be-perfect Journey That I Have Been On In My Life.

Oh, I Love Hugging. I Wish I Was An Octopus, So I Could Hug 10 People At A Time!