I Wanna Be A Legend; I Wanna

I Would Love To Make A Bunch Of Country Demos And Write Country Songs For Really Great Country Singers.

If You Really Hate Me, You Should At Least Have The Courtesy To Take Out A Piece Of Paper And Write It Down And Mail It To Me. If You're A Worthy Nemesis, I Want To See Your Handwriting. I Want To See Your Name And Your Address, And If You Don't Have The Guts To Give Me Those, Then You're Not A Worthy Nemesis.

I Was Like, "oh My God, I Hope You're Secretly Grossed Out About Everything That [donald] Trump Has Been Doing." But Why Is It Such A Shock To Anybody? He's Said So Many Things That Show Who He Is And How Ignorant He Is From The Beginning.

It's Really Cool That Miley Cyrus Said She's The Biggest Feminist Ever. I Was Like, 'that's The Sound Of 200,000 Eight-year-olds Googling The Word "feminist!

I Always Get ‘what’s Wrong?’ Or ‘lighten Up.’ Half The Time, When Guys Tell Me To Smile, I’m Not Even Frowning, I’m Thinking! Then I’m Like, Oh! Some Men Don’t Want Women To Think! Do They All Have Walkie-talkies? Are They All In This Together? Like, ‘ok, She’s Thinking, Someone Say Something. She’s Reading, Go Distract Her.’ It Starts Feeling Like That Sometimes, Doesn’t It?