I’ve Always Loved Fairytales, And I’ve Loved

I Would Be The Worst President In The History Of The United States. Unless You Want The Apocalypse To Happen Really Soon Then Yes, I'll Run For President.

I Have An Unabashed Adoration Of Cheesy Pop Music.

We Are A Categorically Obsessed Culture, Where We Have To Compartmentalize Everything In Reference To Another Thing, Like, 'what Does It Sound Like? Does It Sound Like This?

That Which Makes You Different Is What Makes You Strong. Whether You're Gay, Straight, Purple, Orange, Dinosaur; I Don't Care.

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.