I Usually Try Not To Think About

There's Something Magical About Spending A Sunday Night Watching Real People At A Deli, Then Watching Fake People Pretending To Be Real On Tv, Then Engaging In (arguably) False Interaction With (arguably) Real People On The Internet. Never At Any Prior Point In Time Has This Been Possible.

This Is For The Writers. I Want To Thank All The Writers. I Especially Want To Thank My Fellow Nominees Because I Worship You Guys And I'm Learning From You Every Day.

I Hear That 5 O'clock Whistle In My Mind Like Fred Flintstone And I Have To Stop. I'm Also Not Much Of A Morning Writer. I Have A Sweet Spot From About 11am To 4pm. But I Really Work During That Time.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

I Spent A Lot Of Time Staring At The Clock In School, So I Have That Kind Of Personality.