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Like, My House Has A Nice View, Because, You Know, I Was On 'friends.'

Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

It's Tough To Have A Movie-star Persona When You're On A Show As Successful As 'friends.'

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.