I Used To Desire Many, Many Things,

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

If You Wish To Kill Yourself But Lack The Courage To, I Think A Visit To Palmerston North Will Do The Trick.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

I've Always Called Myself A Writer/performer, Not An Actor Because I Basically Write What I Perform.

Aping Urbanity, Oozing With Vanity, Plump As A Manatee, Faking Humanity, Intellectual Inanity, Journalistic Calamity, Fox Noise Insanity, You're A Profanity, Hannity.