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I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer.
Mitch Hedberg
I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.
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