I Understand That If You're A Kid

I Tried To Put Myself Up For Adoption Several Times.

... Some Of The Best Sex I Can Barely Remember.

There Should Be A Talent That Goes Along With Being Famous.

It's Hard To Tell These Days What Gender People Are. You Don't Know If They're Gay, If They're Straight, Or Bruce Jenner.

Why He Would Agree To Install An Eight-by-eight-foot Fish Tank And Then Not Fill It With A Single Dolphin Made Me Want To Burn His Eyebrows Off.