I Type A 101 Words A Minute.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, "how Can I Direct Your Call?" I Said, "well, You Could Say 'action!', And I'll Begin To Dial. And When I Say 'goodbye', Then You Can Yell 'cut!'"

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

Mitch's Pizzaria... This Week's Coupon: Unlimited Free Pizza. Special Note: Coupon Not Good At Any Of The Mitch's Pizza Locations. Free Pizza Oven With Purchase Of A Small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: Buy One Pizza, Get One Franchise Free.