I Try To Live With The Idea

Try And Stay Away From Dairy - Especially If You're A Woman! It's Really Hard On Your Hormones.

Getting Married Was The Best Thing I've Ever Done.

I'm Self-loathing, Introverted, And Neurotic.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

I Didn't Get Along With Lindsay Lohan On Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, But You Have To Consider That We Were 16-year-old Girls...from What I've Experienced, Women Aren't Good Friends To One Another. When Guys Want To Hang Out With You Because Your Personality Is Badass, Women Immediately Hate You.