I Tried To Throw A Yo-yo Away.

Because Of Acid, I Now Know That Butter Is Way Better Than Margarine.

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.

I Didn't Go To College, But If I Did, I Would've Taken All My Tests At A Restaurant, 'cause 'the Customer Is Always Right'.

I Don't Get The Regular Aids Test Anymore. I Get The Roundabout Aids Test. I Ask My Friend Brian, "do You Know Anybody Who Has Aids?". He Says, "no". I Say, "cool, Because You Know Me."