I Tried, It Was Hard, I Quit,

Point? Maybe You Aren't A Carrie Or A Samantha Or A Charlotte Or A Miranda. Maybe You're Just You.

I Tried, It Was Hard, I Quit, The End. Story Of My Life.

I'm A Humor Writer, So I Don't Always Present Myself In The Best Light.

The Living Room Is A Monument To My Impulsive Spending Habits. I've Got More Than Two Hundred Dvds, Including Cinematic Greats Such As Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, And A Night At The Roxbury, Leading Me To Believe Not Only Do I Have Awful Taste In Films, But I Also Have A Chris Kattan Fixation. What I Don't Have Is $4000 Earing Intrest In A Money Market Account.

You Think You're So Cool Just Because You Can Walk!