I Took Up Writing Because I Needed

Women Seem To Have Almost Unlimited Capacity For Forgiveness. (since It Is Usually A Man Who Needs Forgiveness, This Must Be A Racial Survival Trait.

A Society That Gets Rid Of All Its Troublemakers Goes Downhill.

Always Store Beer In A Dark Place.

Never Encourage A Man To Cook Breakfast; It Cause Him To Wonder If Women Are Necessary.

You Can Go Wrong By Being Too Skeptical As Readily As By Being Too Trusting.