I Took Desperate Measures To Lose Weight

If Your Oxygen Mask Drops Down, It's Time To Take A Breather!

I Don't Have To Teach Anymore, I Don't Have To Work Anymore, God Has Been Really Good To Me.

I Don't Know About You, But Every Time Some Joker Points Me Out As I Walk Through An Airport Wearing Extra-small Dolfin Shorts, A Tank Top And Leg Warmers, I Get A Little Upset.

One Day I May Be Meeting You And Hearing How You've Changed Your Life By Saying, "farewell To Fat".

I Took Desperate Measures To Lose Weight And Did Terrible Things To Myself. I Went From Diet Pills To Thirty Laxatives A Day To Throwing Up.