I Told You: You Can Make Yourself

Oh, I Adore To Cook. It Makes Me Feel So Mindless In A Worthwhile Way.

Ever Since I Was A Child, Folks Have Thought They Had Me Pegged, Because Of The Way I Am, The Way I Talk. And They're Always Wrong.

There’s Got To Be Something Wrong With Us. To Do What We Did.

I've Never Had An Affair With Somebody Who Wasn't At The Same Time A Very Good Friend Of Mine, If You See What I Mean.

Hulga The Whole While Hollering Like A Half-slaughtered Hog. (attention, Students Of Literature! Alliteration - Have You Noticed? - Is My Least Vice.)