I Thought I Was Managing My Expectations,

Maybe It's Shallow Of Me To Have A Wife That's So Beautiful, But It Makes Things Easier. To Me She's The Most Beautiful Woman In The World.

I Never Saw Myself As Mr. Ugly, But I'm Not That Handsome. I Can Sort Of Be Made To Look Quite A Lot Better Or Quite A Lot Worse.

I'm Fully Aware That If I Were To Change Professions Tomorrow, Become An Astronaut And Be The First Man To Land On Mars, The Headlines In The Newspapers Would Read: `mr. Darcy Lands On Mars.

People Have The Idea Of Missionaries As Going Out With The Bible And Hitting Natives With It. It's Not Really What They Were Doing. They Were All Doing Something Rather Different.

It Didn't Have To Be A Newfound Respect For The Craft, I Knew That It's Notoriously Difficult And Frightens A Lot Of People Off. I Don't Think Anyone Knows Quite Who To Attribute It To, But The Dying Actor Who Says: "dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard." I Hear It.