I Thought I Knew Texas Pretty Well,

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

I Did Not Want My Tombstone To Read, 'she Kept A Really Clean House.'

Life Isn't Fair, But Government Must Be.

I Think You Have To Deal With Grief In The Sense That You Have To Recognize That You Have It, And Say That It's Ok To Have All The Sadness.

If You Can't Fill The Till, Then Don't Pass The Bill.