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Greed, For Lack Of A Better Word, Is Good. Greed Is Right. Greed Works. Greed Clarifies And Cuts Through To The Essence Of The Evolutionary Spirit.

I Never Thought About The Gayness. Liberace Just Looked Like He Was Having So Much Fun. And That Whole Idea Of Talking Directly To The Audience, You Just Went Along With Him. He Made You Happy. And He's Finally Getting Acknowledged For All The Elton John, Lady Gaga, Madonna Theatrics Now That People Are Looking At His Old Costumes.

Oh, I Get It, It's Simple. Pg Means The Hero Gets The Girl, 15 Means That The Villain Gets The Girl, And 18 Means Everybody Gets The Girl.

The Hardest Thing About Sex Scenes Is That Everybody Is A Judge. I Don't Know The Last Time You Murdered Somebody Or Blew Anyone's Brains Out, But Everyone Has Had Sex And Probably This Morning, Which Means Everyone Has An Opinion On How It Should Be Done.

What It Was Like To Kiss Matt Damon? You Know, It Doesn't Matter, Does It, If It's A Man Or A Woman. It's A Kiss. We Had To Show Affection In Some Places, Love, Passion In Other Places. A Kiss Is Just A Kiss. I Mean, We'd Have Our Fun. You Know, "matt, What Flavour Lip Gloss Would You Like Me To Wear Today?" When I See The Movie I'm So Proud That A Few Minutes Go By And I Forget That It's Matt And I, And Halfway Through I Forget It's Two Guys. The Arguments Sound The Same As Arguments A Guy Has With His Wife.