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I Was Never A Joiner. I Tried - I Had People I Admired And Liked And Wanted To Hang With, But I Ended Up Starting A Theatre Company And That Took Me Back To Chicago... I Guess I Wasn't A Scenester In The End. Something Must Have Worked Out Right, As I'm Still Here - But I'm Only A Binge Socialite.

These People Say Free Markets Are The Way To Go, But Wink, Wink, The Markets Aren't Really Free. They're Just A Protectionist Racket, And We Have To Pay For It All On Every Level. It's Really Quite Extraordinary, And Immoral, And Illegal. These Things Need To Be Named, And Shamed, And Outed, And Mocked, And Prosecuted.

I Was Raised Catholic Until I Was Old Enough To Say No.

I've Seen The People Who Talk About Their Love Lives In Print Invariably Have Doomed Relationships With The Person They're Talking About.

Kitsch Is More Dangerous Than It Looks When Taken To The Extreme.