I Think They Probably Got It On,

I Refuse To Live A Conventional Life.

Part Of The Reason I Sort Of Shot Out Like A Cannon Out Of Michigan And Left Home At Such An Early Age Is Because I Had To Feel Independent.

I Just Like The Idea Of Pills. I Like To Collect Them But Not Actually Take Them. When I Fell Off My Horse, I Got Tons Of Stuff: Demerol And Vicodin And Xanax And Valium And Oxycontin, Which Is Supposed To Be Like Heroin. And I'm Quite Scared To Take Them. I'm A Control Freak.

Happiness Lies In Your Own Hand

I Love Meetings With Suits. I Live For Meetings With Suits. I Love Them Because I Know They Had A Really Boring Week And I Walk In There With My Orange Velvet Leggings And Drop Popcorn In My Cleavage And Then Fish It Out And Eat It. I Like That. I Know I'm Entertaining Them And I Know That They Know.