I Think There's Something Basically Wrong With

Here's How I Understand Music. If You Can Play The Same Bunch Of Noise Twice, It's Music. To Go Beyond That Is Supercilious And Pontificating.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

If You Give Me The Chance, I'll Destroy America For You.

You Know, I've Been To Some Superstars' Houses, And I've Been Really Disgusted When I See Their Platinum Discs Hanging In The Toilet. They're Just There On The Walls Glaring At You When You're Trying To Be Occupied With Other Things.

Punk Became A Circus Didn't It? Everybody Got It Wrong. The Message Was Supposed To Be: Don't Follow Us, Do What You Want!