I Think The Funniest Stuff Comes From

Sarah Palin's Whole Family Got Into A Drunken Public Fistfight. Something Police Are Calling A 'tragic Case Of Trash-on-trash Violence.'

I Believe Only Foreigners Should Run For President...face It, The Presidency Is A Lousy Job. And Who Does Lousy Jobs We Don't Want Anymore Better Than Foreigners?

I'm Just Honest. They [asians] Don't Want To See Black People Generally In Their Movies.

I Don't Do Heroin Myself, But It's Done Wonders For My Music Collection.

If You Think You Have It Tough, Read History Books.