I Think The British Learn Their History

Privilege Has Its Own Way Of Seeing The World. It's Not About The Kind Of People They Are; It's About The Situation They're In.

I Always Used To Sit Next To Mel Blanc When We'd Do The Shows. When You Have Jack Benny On One Side And Mel Blanc On The Other, You're Not Going To Go Far Wrong.

Nobody Makes A Movie Thinking It's Still Going To Be Watched And Talked About And Quoted 20 Years Later.

Democrats Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are Smarter Than The Opponents And Republicans Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are More Moral Than The Opponents. But If You're Looking For Morals In Politics You're Looking For Bananas In The Cheese Department.

[c. Montgomery] Burns Is Much Purer Evil Than Nixon Was. I Think It's The Purity Of His Evil That Attracts Me As A Comic Character.