I Think That I Know The Value

I'm In Showbiz. I Look At My Boobs Like They're Show Horses Or Show Dogs. You've Got To Keep Them Groomed.

I Do Have A Few Little Tattoos, But They Were Mostly Done To Cover Scars Because I'm So Fair.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.