I Think That All Comics Or Humorists,

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

I Used To Play Barbies With My Mormon Neighbor Friend; It Was Always, "oh, We're Going To Go On A Date. Ken's Taking Us Out, And We're Going With Ken On A Date." And I Was Like, "we're Parachuting Behind Enemy Lines To Save The Jews." That's How I Played Barbies. I Was Told When I Was A Girl That Every Jewish Woman Has To Have Five Children To Replace Three Fifths Of Our People That Were Killed. That's How I Was Raised.

Take This Marriage Thing Seriously - It Has To Last All The Way To The Divorce.

Without Democracy In Our Homes, We Will Never Have It In The World.