I'm A Very Good Screamer, That's For

God, George Bush Makes Me Want To Slash My Wrists. He's So Embarrassing I Have To Leave The Room When He's On The News. What A Monkey.

I Guess I Came To Terms With My Demons. Or Else I'd Be In Big Trouble, Wouldn't I? Horrifying As It Was To Crack Up In The Public Eye, It Made Me Look At Myself And Fix It. People Were Exploitative; That's Human Nature. I'll Tell You, Being Pretty Crazy While Being Chased By The National Enquirer Is Not Good. The British Tabloids Were The Worst. But You Take The Cards You're Dealt, And I Got Better. I'm Now Ferociously Healthy In Body And Mind. You Couldn't Pay Me To Go Near A Psychiatrist Again. Stopping Seeing Them Was My First Step To Getting Well.

My Grandson Sees Me As Lois On Tv Every Christmas, And That Scores Me Points.

I Just Fell In Love With Thomas Mcguane The Minute I Saw Him. He Was The Handsomest Guy I'd Ever Seen, And Gorgeous And Sexy, And He Had Long Hair And Cowboy Boots And Tight Jeans. So It Was Truly An Act Of Love, To Say The Least, And It Ended Up Having A Permanent Impact On My Life, Obviously.

The Thing About All Good Horror Movies Is That The Fans Expect A Couple Of Inside Jokes. Maybe I'm Supposed To Be Saying How Terrified I Was While Making It, But It Was Really Fun.