I Think People Take Me As Seriously

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.

I Tried The Scarsdale Diet And The Stillman Water Diet (you Remember That One, Where You Run Weight Off Trying To Get To The Bathroom).

I Hated School. Even To This Day, When I See A School Bus It's Just Depressing To Me. The Poor Little Kids.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.

The Bible Says, 'all Things Are Possible.' I Believe That.