I Think People Can Believe In Anything.

To Be Adored Is Something I Recommend.

I Am A One Success Man.

Not Only Don't I Know Who I Am, But I'm Very Suspicious Of People Who Do Know Who They Are. I Am Sometimes Ten Or Twelve People A Day, And Sometimes Four Or Five People An Hour!

Well, I Think If More People Had More Applause, It Would Make Them Feel Better. I Often Give My Wife A Round Of Applause. If The Meal Is Very Good I Give Her A Standing Ovation.

I've Never Ever Read A Script. I Really Must Read Macbeth, Because I Was In It Once. I Got A Lot Of Laughs In That, I Can Tell You.