I Think Patience Is A Skill And

I Like My Computer. But I Don't Know How To Use It As Well As The 10-year-old Daughter.

If You Have Darwin, Christ And Nietzsche, They're All Going To Talk At Once. You Need Somebody Who Listens.

Usually, When I Act, I Try To Forget The Words And Let Them Come, And Just Find My Way Through Them.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.