I Think Of The Chimp, The One

I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian, But Slipped Up When I Hit Organic Chemistry.

I've Always Known When I Start A Story What The Last Line Is. It's Always Been The Case, Since The First Story I Ever Wrote. I Don't Know How It's Going To Get There, But I Seem To Need The Destination. I Need To Know Where I End Up. It Never Changes, Ever.

Journalism Taught Me How To Write A Sentence That Would Make Someone Want To Read The Next One. You Are Trained To Get Rid Of Anything Nonessential. You Go In, You Start Writing Your Article, Assuming A Person's Going To Stop Reading The Minute You Give Them A Reason. So The Trick Is: Don't Give Them One.

For Peace Of Mind, I Will Lie About Any Thing At Any Time.

When The Beer Is Gone, So Are They -- Flexing Their Cars On Up The Boulevard.