I Think Of My Job On Television

I Care A Lot About What My Girlfriend Thinks, And My Friends, But Ultimately It's Me In The Mirror. I Just Want To Be Proud Of What I Do.

I Definitely Feel Like It Took Me A While To Learn The Baseline Things You Have To Do If You Want People To Hear You. That's Why I've Had The Same Haircut For The Entire Time That I've Been On Television And That's Why I Wear Literally The Same Jacket Every Day. I Keep All The Clothes I Wear On Tv In My Office On A Little Hanging Rack. My Girlfriend Calls It All The Colors Of The German Rainbow. Grays, Blacks, A Slightly Greenish Gray For The Days That I'm Feeling Particularly Festive. I'm Not Trying To Accomplish Anything In The Way I Look Other Than To Be Boring Enough For People To Hear Me.

I Don't Think Vodka Is Useful. I Think It's For People Who Don't Like Alcohol, In Which Case, You Probably Shouldn't Be Drinking It.

A "new York Times"/cbs Poll Found 59 Percent Of The Country Didn`t Think Sarah Palin Was Prepare For The Job That John Mccain Had Picked Her For.

The Single Best Thing About Honesty Is That It Requires No Follow-up.