I Think My Greatest Ambition In Life

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

I Like Intelligent Women. When You Go Out, It Shouldn't Be A Staring Contest.

People Who Make A Living Off Other People's Fortunes Or Misfortunes Are Parasites.

Las Vegas Is The Only Place I Know Where Money Really Talks--it Says, Goodbye.