I Think My First Instrument Was A

I Played Drums On Keith Carradine's First Record.

Sharper Than A Serpents Tongue, Tighter Than A Bongo Drum, Quicker Than A One Night Stand, Slicker Than A Mambo Band.

It Was Pretty Frightening Because As We All Know, When Large, Famous Groups Breakup, A Lot Of The Members Don't Survive In Solo Careers.

This Year, Notoriety Got Confused With Fame, And The Devil Is Down Hearted Because There Is Nothing Left For Him To Claim.

We Got The Bubble Headed Bleached Blonde Comes On At Five, She Can Tell You 'bout The Plane Crash With A Gleam In Her Eye, It's Interesting When People Die Give Us Dirty Laundry...