I Think Much Has Been Made Of

My Son's Full Real Name Is Duncan Zowie Haywood. As A Toddler He Was Called By His Second Name Zowie. But It Was Such An Identifiable Name During The Seventies That If I Called Him Loudly In Public Places, Everyone Would Turn To Stare, So I Started Calling Him Joey To Take The Pressure Off. It Has The Same Sound And Number Of Syllables As Zowie. And Joe Stuck For Most Of His Childhood. Now He Has Reverted To His Real Name, Duncan. Haywood Was My Father's Name.

There's A Thing That Just As You Go To Sleep, If You Keep Your Elbows Elevated That You Will Never Go Below The Dream Stage. And I've Used That Quite A Lot And It Keeps Me Dreaming Much Longer Than If I Just Relaxed.

See The Mice In Their Million Hordes From Ibiza To The Norfolk Broads.

Songwriting As An Art Is A Bit Archaic Now. Just Writing A Song Is Not Good Enough.

My Sexual Nature Is Irrelevant. I'm An Actor, I Play Roles, Fragments Of Myself.