I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

There's A Sense Of Spontaneity, And No Emphasis On Jokes In This Show. People Generally Talk The Way They Talk In Life If You Were In This Particular Situation.