I Think Men Talk To Women So

I Like The Fact That I'm Living In The World Rather Than In A University.

Add Anchovies To Almost Anything, In Moderation, And It Will Taste Better.

Great Minds Sink Alike, Right?

Bottles Of Wine Aren't Like Paintings. At Some Point You Have To Consume Them. The Object In Life Is To Die With No Bottles Of Wine In Your Cellar. To Drink Your Last Bottle Of Wine And Go To Sleep That Night And Not Wake Up.

The Only Thing Worse For Smoking Than Drinking Is Quitting Drinking. Because Then It's The Only Thing You Can Do.