I Think I've Been An Incredible Example

The Only Thing That's Problematic Is The Constant Explaining, The Constant Need To Kind Of Go, No, I Don't Want That Because Of Such And Such. I Feel Like I'm A Pain In The Ass, And I Don't Like Being Difficult.

I'm An Anarchist And I Do Think Things Such As Occupy Wall Street Are About Getting A Little Closer To The Solution.

When I Was 23, 24, I Used To Have A Really Bad Runny Nose, Mucus, Tons Of Acne, Reddishness All Over. A Woman On A Bus I Took Looked At Me And Said I Was Lactose Intolerant. She Said: 'stop Dairy For Three Days, And All This Is Going To Go Away.' I Stopped Dairy, And Sure Enough It Was Gone Three Days Later, Never To Return Except When I Get Dairy Accidentally.

I Wrapped A Movie Called 'zombieland,' In Which I Was Constantly Under Assault By Zombies, Then Flew To New York, Still Very Much In Character. With My Daughter At The Airport I Was Startled By A Paparazzo, Who I Quite Understandably Mistook For A Zombie.

I Related To His Disillusionment. Thinking That He Was Going For This Big Dream. Then He Kind Of Saw Through It All At One Point And Went Back Home. Then He Started A Bender, Which I Can Relate To Of Course.