I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

You Know The World Is Messed Up When The Tallest Man In The Nba Is Chinese, The Best Golfer Is Black, And The Best Rapper Is White.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.