I Think I'll Have A Large Order

There May Be A Heaven, But If Joan Crawford Is There, I'm Not Going.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Joan Crawford Is A Movie Star. I Am An Actress.

I Have Been At War From The Beginning. I've Never Looked Back Before. I've Never Had The Time And It Has Always Seemed So Dangerous. To Look Back Is To Relax One's Vigil.

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.