It Was A Typical Day Of Suckage

Death Is The One Predator We Can't Escape. But Vampires Have Found The Loophole So Many Of Us Crave. I Think That's The Allure Of Vampirism.

When A Cow Lives With The Butcher, Sooner Or Later He Gets Eaten Unless He Helps The Other Cows Off To Their Slaughter. (nick)

Interested In Some ‘undercover’ Work? And To Think, I Was Actually Having A Tender Thought About You. Do Yourself A Favor, Steele…become Mute.

Yes, I'm A Small, Emaciated Teenage Girl Who Struts Around Fighting Vampires In Earrings They Would Rip Out Of My Ears And Shove Up My —

It's Not Your Fault. You Had No Way Of Knowing I'd Traded My Soul. It's Not Exactly How I Start Out Conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I Have No Soul. What About You? (kyrian)