I Think I'll Always Be A Hopeless

Botox To Me Is Not Surgery.

Eww. I'm At Lunch, The Woman At The Table Next To Me Is Breast Feeding Her Baby With No Coverup.

I Don't Like Big Balls On A Dog.

I Rented An Island For Kanye West Birthday. A Far, Far Away Place Where No One Can Find Us.

Reggie [bush] Is The Slowest Person Anyone Will Ever Encounter. I Don't Understand How He's So Fast On The Field. He's Like A Slug!