I Think I Was Always A Drama

I Got A Liberal Arts Education Just Because I Felt Like I Should To Keep My Parents Happy, But It Was For Them. If It Was Up To Me, I Would've Just Moved To New York.

I'm Perfect. We're All Perfect.

I've Never Been With An Uncircumcised Guy.

There Is A Lot Of Kissing In 'boeing-boeing.' A Lot! And Not Pecks On The Cheek Or Lips - Although There's Some Of That, Too - But Full-on, Farcical Lip Locks. My Poor Husband. He Definitely Wasn't Prepared For As Much Smooching As There Is.

I Have Two Kids, And When My Oldest Was First Born, It Was The Most Vulnerable Feeling In The World. I Remember Taking Him To His First Doctor's Appointment, And On The Sheet, It Said "mother," And I Put My Mom's Name. I Was Like, "oh, Right, I ... I'm The Mother!" You Just Feel So Vulnerable.