I Think I Think, Therefore I Think

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Illustrious, Adj. Suitably Placed For The Shafts Of Malice, Envy And Detraction.

Usage, N. The First Person Of The Literary Trinity, The Second And Third Being Custom And Conventionality. Imbued With A Decent Reverence For This Holy Triad An Industrious Writer May Hope To Produce Books That Will Live As Long As The Fashion.

Birth: The First And Direst Of All Disasters.

Nihilist, N. A Russian Who Denies The Existence Of Anything But Tolstoi. The Leader Of The School Is Tolstoi.