I Think I Must Have A Super-fast

Some People May Be Famous For Creating A Pencil Sharpener. I'm Famous For My Tits.

If There Was Somebody I Wanted To Meet, I'd Like To Be Able To Get Their Autograph.

I Have Loads Of Underwear, But Only Wear The Bras Because I Never Wear Knickers.

I Used To Flirt With Girls Just To Get The Guys Circling Around Us. I'm Getting Out Of It Now. I Have To Look After My Reputation.

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.