I Think Getting Married Was A Mistake

My Parents Are Wonderful People And They Instilled In Me An Idealism For Which I'm Grateful.

The Notion That Playboy Turns Women Into Sex Objects Is Ridiculous. Women Are Sex Objects. If Women Weren't Sex Objects, There Wouldn't Be Another Generation. It's The Attraction Between The Sexes That Makes The World Go 'round. That's Why Women Wear Lipstick And Short Skirts.

I'm Never Going To Grow Up. Staying Young Is What It Is All About For Me.

The Notion That Playboy Exploited Women, Because We Showed Them In Beautiful Photographs, Sexually Oriented, Strikes Me As Rather Bizarre.

Power Has Not Corrupted Me. I Have Not Become Jaded. I Wake Up Every Day Well Aware Of My Good Fortune, Loving The Work I Do, Loving My Life, Realizing That Life Is A Crapshoot And I'm On A Roll Second To None.